so what's this "nature" thing again?
so wait, i'm supposed to feel that?
and you just said i can't - ? what?
whatever. makes no sense, but WHATEVER.
no, i'm not going to.
what's it matter if i feel it or not?
i wouldn't. not yet anyway.
no! not with them!
i'm telling you, it doesn't matter.
i see him as a teddy bear and teddy bears are not anatomically correct.
no i haven't thought about it.
yes, i just did, you happy?
well you just made me think about it!
yes i will be the only girl there.
yes, his mom will be there.
i just told you, i don't see them as anything more than friends!
mom, he's my ex for a reason!
would you stop?
dad, you're not helping.
dad, i know you're not trying to help.
dad! not cool.
eww, him?
he is my best FRIEND.
NO, NOT WITH BENEFITS!!!!!

a funny twist on my side of a recent conversation with my parents. they still don't get it.