Geezer hosted a great chat, much fun and even some seriousness. We decided to do some limericks on the darkside.

Dark and dirty limericks, an old classic started us off-

There was a young man from Belgrave
who kept a dead whore in a cave
he said I admit
I'm a bit of a shlt
but think of the money I save

i finally fixed that flat
the left on upon the old bat
she squeeked and she moaned
someone thought she was boned
and that was just with a cat

there was a man from taree
who wanked off constantly
He had quite a tussle
and strained his love muscle
and wound up with blood in his pee

there once was an Aussie named Jayne
who was considered a bit of a pain
she earned her ill fame
put the strain on her name
her lovers died pleading in vain

A Geezer who lives in the north
who said he'd be back on the fourth
he never came back
to his little dark shack
cos he got dumped off the end of the wharf

a mini haiku
piker
asshole
[grins]

There was once a man that I knew
who married a bow legged shrew
she couldn't have cared
that his entrails were bared
In fact from them she made stew!

All names hidden to protect the guilty.