Beautifully written. SPlit my sides!

the hound might do a PP on the leaves of your mint,
that you so thoughtfully drink.
Never mind there is another hole in its behind
so be more careful with your tea
Just make sure its not Brown and lumpy, La La
I will drink Coffee if I visit thee
because I have never seen a pooch climb a Coffee Tree
He He It's Ian.T, A thoughtful write from thee..

PS:- I never drink that special coffee from around the far East just incase there's a cat thats had a feast..

As Queen Victoria said "I am not amused." As her lap dog peed on her skirt.
In the beginning I could see the lapdogs of Marie Antoinette, and her ladies maids,
and your inevitable little finger pointing towards the ceiling as you sipped
so elegantly, your peppermint tea. That should have been strong enough
to drown all pongs, but it did not. This poem is a painting, I can see the whole
thing, with you dressed up to fit the role- perhaps in a modern manner full of
rings in your nose, etc. belts and flounces of unknown fabrics, making you into
a kind of collage, the dog jealously 'promps'(N) and you ignore him.

Enjoyed, BettyBuff love Ann

This is absolutely beautiful. Thank you for sharing this with us. I have no doubt that your reader base will continue to grow once people discover how amazing your poems are!