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Teresa Rafter
Ach, a delicah constitution, have I
me auld bones are getting wearier
if somebody sneezes I have a cowld
its getting worser the more I get older
I can't get a dacent man
but I'm looking as hard as I can
I've got a little piece of land
so for a dowry he'd be grand
See, since I buried my first two
it's not easy to get a beau
and these day's I'm not such a pretty view
I can be a bit contrary
and my moods oft vary
but unlike my sister Mary
I haven't got a tash long and hairy
I don't need any of that sex stuff
I can tell ya that for nuttin
Its help around the farm I'm huntin
I can make a dacent cup-o-tay
and I'm handy at baling the hay
so if your up for a bit of honest toil
and your humour don't make me blood boil
Come marry Teresa Rafter
when I'm gone you'll live happily ever after
Comments
sueb
Fri, 2013-01-11 14:21
lol thanks for the laugh no
lol thanks for the laugh no use to me i'm still up for it thanks for enjoying cheers x
Frenchf
Sat, 2013-01-12 16:12
Haha
Liked the reply and the poem sue xxx
sueb
Sun, 2013-01-13 06:59
thanks a mil for liking both
thanks a mil for liking both all the best sue x
sueb
Fri, 2013-01-11 15:00
nice to know was wondering
nice to know was wondering what it was doing there x
sueb
Fri, 2013-01-11 19:35
hmm yep one or two won't
hmm yep one or two won't mentions any names x
sueb
Fri, 2013-01-11 19:56
u never know there could be
u never know there could be one ?
sueb
Fri, 2013-01-11 20:21
wouldn't dare u'd probably
wouldn't dare u'd probably answer but its not u x
Frenchf
Mon, 2013-01-14 19:20
Great photo
I think we are all waiting to know you now!
sueb
Tue, 2013-01-15 04:21
thanks frenchf x
thanks frenchf x