I liked this, made me smile, nothing to crit, its very imaginitve, clever, technically good and topical, I love humorous poetry and like all humour it seems effortless but isn't.
much appreciated
ross

though I suspect this workshop is meant to deal with much longer, epic stuff.

Who gives a fuck? Beautifully written, you have the exquisite Scottish ear, it has humour and content.

Who could ask for more?

'As well as his size,
He's got real funny eyes,
For the one in the middle is blue,
 Then a yellow and red
 On each side of his head
 And a green just above his left shoe.'
- very funny, well written in your usual stye ian

 you seem to have mixed the tense in his description at
‘ He was (is?) almost as big as a whale.
 and
 for a laugh he'd sank (he sinks?) yachts,
  - as you have used present tense in the previous stanzas

 I tripped on the rhythm slightly at
‘But unlike that giant duck,’
and also at
‘Because he is the only one, true.
 There are no more others,’

love the names - ‘Enty-Magenty-Magoo’ and ‘Purple Big Boggy Badoo’

an enjoyable read ian
thank you
love judy
xxx

Before I read the other comments, I'll drop mine here. This is a lovely piece. The joy in me welled up on this stanza

"From a cafe, my call
(Used the phone on the wall)
Resulted in Enty's surviving
For before they could shoot,
A harpoon in the brute,
They were halted by Greenpeace arriving!"

As one who cannot make another laugh with good poetry, I must say your work is brilliant. I also noted the meter (to my yet untrained mind) felt mostly perfect, especially with the pattern you took. I thought that was awfully brilliant.

I only wish this poem could be longer, but as it stand now, it's an independent piece that will bring joy to the heart that reads it. Thanks for sharing.