Wayne and I are observers
quite aware of all that we see,

one might say we're the founding fathers
of the Third Eye detective agency.

I'm seriously not boasting
it just may be the saddest fact,

and neither of us are exaggerating
these idiots really don't know how to act!

There hasn't been a "fleeting moment",
or a "fraction of a while" that's gone by;

where someone during the day's movement
hasn't taken something, and turned to lie!

All the while continually proclaiming
that honesty is, absolutely what's right!

Then secretly, plotting and aiming
to liberate you from your stuff, that night!

Wayne and I use third eye logic
while watching all that goes on in the room;

and though, it makes both of our hearts sick
for the thieves, and liars it spells..."doom"!