I need a new computer chair
or else not spend so much time there
my butt has destroyed all this ones pad
a result that only can be bad

Plus this old one has no arms
and it's sans both style and charms
it doesn't even glide or rock
I'll bet that comes as quite a shock

When I sit in it long enough
to arise is really tough
maybe I need one with a lift
what a thought for birthday gift

Hey, one that gives a nice massage
to my tired fanny give assuage
this is all just pie in the sky
with this old chair I will get by