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A joke, true story (over 21 only)

When Iwas younger I did the bar scene.
One night, I'm sitting at the bar with my friend James Grode, (The ten Pin)
Jimmy was a funny guy, So he started telling me some crazy shit
"Eddie have you ever eaten out an asshole"
keep in mind Jimmy is two sheets into the wind.
I say, what the fuck are you saying?
At that same moment Patty the bartender comes over to top us off
now Jimmy asked him,
"Patty have you ever eaten out an asshole".(You know how bartenters are like).
Patty without skipping a beat replies,
"eat them, I don't even speak to them."
With that he walks away. I was on the floor laughing.
true story.

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*snickers quietly to herself

Chez
"The perfect woman perpetrates literature as she does a small sin: as an experiment, in passing, to see if anybody notices it - and to makes sure that somebody does." - Nietzsche

(As he frowns), trying to understand, was it funny

LIFE ISN'T ABOUT WAITING FOR THE STORM TO PASS
IT'S ABOUT LEARNING HOW TO DANCE IN THE RAIN.
VIVIAN GREENE

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yes lol

Chez
"The perfect woman perpetrates literature as she does a small sin: as an experiment, in passing, to see if anybody notices it - and to makes sure that somebody does." - Nietzsche

LOL

LIFE ISN'T ABOUT WAITING FOR THE STORM TO PASS
IT'S ABOUT LEARNING HOW TO DANCE IN THE RAIN.
VIVIAN GREENE

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So being a self admitted ass hole he faded into the dark lol...........stan

Jimmy was the one he wasn't talking too, hence jimmy is the asshole.

LIFE ISN'T ABOUT WAITING FOR THE STORM TO PASS
IT'S ABOUT LEARNING HOW TO DANCE IN THE RAIN.
VIVIAN GREENE

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Patty indirectly call jimmy and asshol, because the stupidity he was talking

LIFE ISN'T ABOUT WAITING FOR THE STORM TO PASS
IT'S ABOUT LEARNING HOW TO DANCE IN THE RAIN.
VIVIAN GREENE

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