She sang real low and slow
all the blue and dangerous tunes
He studied the stars again
threw dust at the bloody moon

His eyes were wild and crazy
his forehead drenched in sweat
She had him tied in knots
as insane as you can get

She left the bar past midnight
he was about spring
Then he heard a dangerous growl
He felt a wicked sting

He turned to see a vampire dog
black with huge red eyes
A big man stood there with him
between him and his prize

The monster tried to snatch her
the man grabbed him by the wrist
A wicked gleaming knife
was gripped in his other fist

His prize about to get away
he twisted and he turned
he called for her, his queen
his heart began to burn

She was half way down the alley
Killer yelled at her to run
He said, don't stop until you're home
you don't want to see what's done

Now that his queen was gone
he turned to face the pair
He pounded his chest, screamed with rage
and he tore his hair

"You'll pay for this, I'll kill you both
I'm magic, don't you know?"
Killer said; "You don't understand
your evil has to go."

Anubis leaped and tore his leg
Killer sliced his arm
The monster kicked out at the dog
and waved a spooky charm

Now Killer had him by the throat
slid the knife into his gut
The monster looked amazed at this
and he stammered; bu...bu...but

Killer said, "We are protected
for we do a righteous thing
We will stamp out your evil
and the misery you bring"

With that, he ripped on upward
and let the blood gush out
the monster swore an oath
at Anubis' bloody snout

The barbecue was delicious
the neighbors didn't know
what kind of evil that they ate
and the singer didn't go