Killer started cutting
Wearing rubber gloves and mask
He was afraid of nothing
Bending to his task

Cooking kills the virus
He thought with so much glee
Here is another minus
Of a rapist on a spree

I'll cut him up and stash him
Freeze him all in bags
He cut the thigh from shin
Wiped up the blood with rags

Now, in the freezer I'll find space
And keep the bestest parts
I'll just dispose of all this waste
Though it breaks my heart

With the cooking and the storing
The radio playing rock
It kept the work from being boring
As he worked around the clock

His faithful dog Anubis
Snapped up a gobbet thrown
He licked that nose of his
Blinked his eyes that shone

Well, we will be all stocked up
Plenty of things to eat
He sips the blood from his cup
Throws another piece of meat

The table is all clean
The rapist all packed away
Oh, what fun it's been!
Let's call it good, for another day