Madness tries its' tricks
But, he pushes it aside
He cannot let it in
He does his job with pride

The guiltless are protected
He does his very best
He takes the sin upon himself
Puts the impure-souls to rest

Tonight, it is a rapist
He caught him as he fled
Too late to save the victim
Sprawled upon her bed

In his spotless kitchen
The chef gets out his knives
Hot kettles boil and simmer
So full of useless lives

The rapist wakes up slowly
“Go ahead, you scream
No one will ever hear you
Wait here, I'll get the cream”

You need to stay awake
I'll shoot you with some uppers
You have to feel the pain
While I make you supper

Trussed up very tightly
He feels a shining knife
Slicing off his fingers
He's screaming for his life

Terror fills the eyes
Of the man who raped and killed
“Please, slay me now, I pray you
I feel my debt is filled”

The chef is humming softly
Whistles while he works
Pleas fall upon deaf ears
He pulls off flesh with little jerks

Screams echo off the tiles
The stainless-steel and all
Horror-filled entreaties
Go bouncing down the hall

“Bloodless bodies don't live for long
No matter how I try
I suppose it's just as well
I couldn't concentrate to fry”

A restaurant of the finest name
Holds the interest of the rich
Long-pork is a favorite
She doesn't know; the bitch!

So, evil do not cross the path
Of this midnight killer
This champion of the innocent
Or he'll make you dinner