eye lids drooped

brain can's
garbage lid
slid
slammed
dumpty down
thumping
the gray matter
a cranial grave

lumpy brain drippings
drooled off his tongue
a bloviating
poet
had become undone

spewing now:
semi-literate giblets
a mash of gargled verbiage
a hash of balderdashery

...voila!...

a unique rhetorical feast

his agent booked a full page spread:
" a fresh sensation,,, served
with french wines and bread"

savored and swallowed
by the fad-starved and bored
the chic and shallow
pouting for more

and the critics blurbed:

"a down and dirty elegance...a frothing kettle of frou-frou
-Obliviota-

"a palate-whetting....stewing goulash of fetishing erotica"
-The Hungry Hungarian-

"gut wrenching...lathering hot and steamy"
-Emogene X Oddicas-

"don't forget your doggy bag...scoop it up"
-Moronica Illgot Jr.-

* the show closed after one performance, something about health and/or taste violations