They must have heard you from here
with that loud noooooo!
My heart stuttered just wouldn't go
They took me in to start my heart again
and as you said they gave me a shock
with two pads on my chest,
"Stand back don't flock"

Wrecked my pace maker,
but they as always knew best.
I was treated the same as the rest,
I is going private next time,
They is a better lifeline
for someone as old as me,
The shock nearly set my Spirit free
It went out to seek another world
I had to grab it before I unfurled
and ended up all cut up on a slab

Damn good grab
It tried to leave the room
But it went too bloody soon
Now I is well so they can go to hell.

I sit here at the entrance to my cave.
My cave is so big if you want to jig,
or just to have a rave,
I'll use the candles I've saved.
Then I will bugger off next door
to get some peace that's for sure,

I could go on and on you know,
But I will be kind and let you go.
But do drop in, when you have the time
I am sitting here at the entrance
Of this cave of mine,
Yours as always Ian.T
I shall drop the "T"
and have a single malt whiskey.