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Submitted by weirdelf on 25 June 2007 - 6:23am.| Updated 25 June 2007 - 7:32am.
Right you bastard, outside!
I’ll thump you so bloody hard your eyeballs will fall out
and you will have to get down and crawl around to find them
and when you put them back in they will be all covered in grit
AND IT WON’T FEEL VERY NICE,
you wanker
for Mark
(3 votes)
wow,
sensitive! Was it something I said?
darling
I give you credit for the inspiration, not blame
teehee
cheers,
Jess
Good old brit expression LOL
Good old brit expression LOL wanka
LOL!!!! loved it. sho’
LOL!!!! loved it.
sho’ nuff.
xxx
Lisa~
I’m just wondering how
I’m just wondering how hard you have to thump someone for there eyes to fall out and considering what I know of physic’s and mechanics, ie the force applied to said head that pops out eyeballs is the same force applied to your finger. So becareful if you break your finger then you cant write and if you can’t write I can’t read the tihngs you didn’t write. OH hell I am lost, Loved it,great work.
LOL VF u funnee I read this
LOL VF u funnee
I read this on my cell phone while I was in bed and almost fell out.
xxx
Lisa~
thanks for the warning!
Would hate to damage my typing fingers, but wonder if, in the heat of the moment, I would consider the consequences, might even slip on one of the slippery eyeballs, fall, bang my head, get brain damage and never write again from my vegetative state.
A warning to young passionate poets! ‘Ware slippery eyeballs!
cheers,
Jess