I am lying on the floor dizzy, and really can’t tell you why;
I see stars in front of me but they are not up in the sky;
I was having a great day, talking to my wife;
We was talking about our love and our great life;
She ask me about my health, she ask me about my work
She ask me about my sister, and my brother-in-law the jerk.
She ask me about my father, she ask me about my mother.
She ask me about my Aunt, she ask me about my brother;
She ask me to mow the lawn, she ask me to take out the trash;
She ask me to look at her arm, because she has some rash;
She ask me about her hair, she ask me about her shoe;
She ask me if her pants made her look fat, and I said, Yes you bet they do.
So I am lying on the floor wondering who I am;
Next to me on the floor is a Frying Pan
Martin D. White
Author
Living The Simple Life
Simple Life Poetry
www.livingthesimplelife.com
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Publisher- Poetic Monthly
www.poeticmonthly.com
Good Job!
Well that was interesting to say the least! Very funny, i liked it a lot, its not often you find a writer that can sucessfully create something humorous! Nice work :)
LOL!!!
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!!! Was just waiting to see what the triggering question was. Welcome to Neo.
~Jess
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“Live every day as if it were your last; one day you’ll be right….”
lol...
very funny… standard answer is .. you look beautiful Honey… but we all
forget that sometime…
Richard
Thank you for the nice
Thank you for the nice comments this was a fun one to write.